JM, As a Sim

@MCSafetyScissor Top that: Schwetty Balls and/or The 1993 Soap Opera Digest skit
@ecctv I want to set fire to her hair.
@ecctv sorry, wrong tweet response! :)
@MCSafetyScissor i want to set fire to her hair. she is a one trick pony
@MCSafetyScissor ONE TRICK PONYYYYYYYYYYY!
Stefon is actually my nephew #SNL
Drinking cupcake wine
Just when you think the party is over, it's BLACK GEORGE WASHINGTON! #snl
@solarpowerspork that motherfucker showed up on my doorstep a few years ago, high on a crystal meth bender. It's sad. He's 19 years old.
I really, really hate kristin wiig. I don't care if she works with someone else on tv. i'm hitting mute/changing the channel. diaf.
YOU CLOSED ON THAT? #SNL
can we go back in time NOT hire Kristen Wiig? #SNL
@solarpowerspork Of course I will!
@solarpowerspork I can go back and forth. maybe you can be mine.
@solarpowerspork I think my wife @catdsilver should be okay with it.
woops! i dropped my monster condom which i use on my magnum dong.
@bendjoolz it's a sweet reisling. doesn't taste like cupcakes at all.
"because at bible camp we made this flow charts..." - clerks II
Read it and be amazed, everybody!RT @catdsilver: @JohnMayerAsASim Is there a step up from 'magnum'? If so, you are totally that.
Once again...RT @catdsilver: @JohnMayerAsASim I am your ego stroker. Ba dum ching, bitches.