JM, As a Sim

Hot cocoa in very vanilla Silk soy milk #tweetyourdrink
@KarenRowena that's incredibly safe
PRINCIPAL BLACKMON!
Geoffrey Jellineck is perfect, thank you Paul Dinello
@HayJessica Nope, no sharesies :)
Sleep time!
@richgates don't you have a mac? have you ever gotten a disc stuck in the drive?
@johncmayer i just tried the digital cleanse. It sent electronic worms to all my contacts.
http://www.formspring.me/JohnMayerAsASim
Holy shit, #oltl, I think I just saw a gay pelvic thrust
@cwm76 http://twitpic.com/vytk7 - That thing will suck you dry to the bone. Pun intended.

@kevinmarshall to read more in 2010
Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'Smb120'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ

99 Things Everyone should see - http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
Chad Vader to aisle 5 for vomit clean-up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVlljVWqBg
Ok...so now I have Twittelator. Thanks, @sallyblock! Glad your iPod touch came a day early! http://twitpic.com/vnbxb
Wanna play words with friends with me? My username is smb120.
eating these cherry tomatoes like it's my job
@JMMAgroup Ahem, I disagree. it's called whiskey dick. Please investigate.
@STINGYBee you wouldn't want it and i don't have a dick, so no.
Guess what everybody? It's #Intervention Monday!
@IsabelaLaurence there are other musicians out there. in order to fully appreciate john mayer, i suggest you listen to others too.
Was anyone going to warn people about this episode of #intervention?
This fucking Amy chick on #intervention needs to stop doing that annoying shit she's doing with her mouth
RT @ellebees: RT @jmarie1074: OMG. These PEOPLE. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY FOR YOU ALL! #intervention
Oh dude, don't spoil the ending for her...#intervention

is there a zorap going on? i'm drunk and i feel the need to share my fabulousness
@kellyjpk @Nick_Sydney it's for the best there isn't one, i'm tired as hell! gnite!
@JamesSmithComic http://twitpic.com/vhw0z - Goddamn, I'm digging that plaid.
Want to dress your baby boy like @johncmayer? Shop at the Gap this week and purchase this - Only $20. http://is.gd/5DOy9
Cleaning my printer heads #soundsdirtybutitsnot

@isabelalaurence as usual, i have no idea wtf you're talking about. What news would who's brother give him and why would I know?
To my new followers - in case you wondered what John Mayer as a Sim was all about - http://twitpic.com/jdvhp
Very true, people need to learn. RT @tonyheld: Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
Goodnight my children! Hope those who celebrated Christmas had a happy holiday. And those how didn't, well, I hope you enjoyed your Chinese.
What's your favorite iPhone/Ipod Touch app?
Svedka vanilla only RT @bearheadedgirl: If that comes with a shot of vodka, I'm all over it. RT @tonyheld Strawberry coke float, bitches...
I feel like I will be retweeting this for days...RT @tonyheld: @bearheadedgirl I know that deep inside you there's a huge set of testicals..
http://twitpic.com/ve8yw -
@VannyDel clorp
http://twitpic.com/ve8yw - As compared to all those illegal coffees I've been drinking.

If no zorap, imma start one. and i'm drinking. faboo.
holiday chat up in zorap.com/sallyb. snow is needed to get in.
@STINGYBee Thanks but I'm jewish!
chatroom closed. goodnight and spend time with your families!!!!!!!
@EmpressGina1 HA! Well I hope you get what you want otherwies!
I love two things about today: waking up past noon and finding new john mayer fanfiction to tear apart.
So apparently it's sexy when your father calls and someone is trying to fingerbang you. Oh...@johncmayer fanfiction and your many lessons
My brother just told me that @johnmayerasasim was featured on @AOTS tv show. True or false? If true, when?
Wii bowling? More like, Wii Drinking!

http://twitpic.com/ux1ds - Happy Holidays from @johnmayerasasim. Featuring @johncmayer and @catdsilver. Inappropriate all around.
Mara, I love you for rickrolling interfaith baking
@johncmayer why don't you dress everyone at the door to your Las Vegas show?
@bobmaron where are you? we're discussing watches in zorap.com/caitinlv password is xmas. it'd be nice to have another jew up in there.
@catdsilver Damn baby, I know it. I'll be there in a few hours. Lube up.
http://twitpic.com/ux1ds - Merry Christmas Eve!
@richgates scrooged
@johncmayer Head on up to the Gap in Albany, NY for that. We're used to it.
@IsabelaLaurence Not celebrating. Am jewish :)
@IsabelaLaurence LOL no
Thanks to everyone who made this a wonderful year! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

@senor_mc congrats!
Is there a zorap going on?
@caitinlv is there a zorap?
@caitinlv or is everyone in their own room talking about NYE plans?
@caitinlv go on girl
@meeshell78 treeeeeeeeelng
@cwm76 - I pissed today and thought, 'This smells like a caramel macciato.'
How do you not like cinnamon? What a whore.
@cwm76 Haven't you thought about how many chicks a puppy like that would get you? Chick magnet if I ever saw one.
@johncmayer Are you going to slick your hair back 60s style?
Of course it was the drugs talking. Did you really think Steven Tyler was going to leave? http://is.gd/5zfUJ
Pre-ordering all these apps I won't be able to use for the next week. Love my life.
Bad Romance is playing in my head. Really loudly. I don't understand anything anymore.
Oh wait I know why I have 'Bad Romance' stuck in my head....Cause I'm a free bitch, baby.
@IsabelaLaurence That was from the lady gaga song 'bad Romance.'
@meeshell78 It doesn't count unless you were called a Stupid Spoiled Whore.
@meeshell78 Chorp, my dear, chorp.
@meeshell78 And also, Loooorst!
Aside from Words with Friends, Twitterific and Livejournal.app, what other apps should I get for my ipod touch?
@ellebees Not only are they delicious but they're exfoliating!
@ellebees I meant they're exfoliating your throat

Everybody bring a bitch to Zorap.com/sallyb
I'm sorry, your name is Jerrica? #hoardersrepeat
You are all missing @jhnnystwrt serenading me and my hair
@caitinlv @karenrowena @cwm76 @johncmayer come on into chat, bring a bitch to get in.
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - One last pimping before I sleep.
http://twitpic.com/uoe5n -
"I said there ain't a pack of menthols on this planet." - Family Guy

@cwm76 It's TYlenol Plus Benadryl
@caitinlv Yeah, I was asleep. Got home from work and chilling with a friend and then crashed the fuck out AGAIN.
@caitinlv go get some sleep. Is there still a zorap going on?
zorak's working for ME!
zorap...password is bitch
@johncmayer zorap.com/sallyb need a bitch to get in
@johncmayer we're talking about your products in zorap. come on by, it's still "early' on the west coast.
Today, James Franco has a scene on GH with xmas trees. Not unlike his scenes with xmas trees on this past week's SNL, http://is.gd/5wuhv
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - Finally a new strip, @JohncMayer wears a wig. Is that @bobmaron? I dunno, maybe.
http://twitpic.com/uji9f - Remember to click on http://twitpic.com/uji9f/full to view full size.
Look at what I did this afternoon - http://twitpic.com/uji9f Have a great day. More to come!
@_Zorak_ I love you :)
@johncmayer listening to two gay guys at a cafe talk about how it's friends, lovers or nothing. Thinking of you.
@IsabelaLaurence Why would I say nothing?
@danewhite007 Apologies for what you write on the internet, profanities like the n-word and faggot excluded, are for pussies.
Seriously girl, you think I'm going to start apologizing for anything I've written/created with this twitter account? @danewhite007
@ellebees I'm so there #HOARDERS
This Hoarders guy doesn't fully blink.
zorap/sallyb need a bitch to get in
That's a dustbuster and it has a wallcharger
forgot the #hoarders tag on that last tweet
@jhnnystwrt you might find one in here...

Still up in Zorap, chatting - http://zorap.com/caitinlv password is xmas
@KarenRowena i'm not, i crashed at around 11pm though :)
While I love clean socks, I also hate them. It means I get to wear them and get them dirty again.
Watch this sexy beast kiss Bill Hader. RT @huffingtonpost: WATCH: James Franco kisses another man on SNL, with tongue http://bit.ly/6vFSDh
@uilos what the fuuuuuck? did they hit the snow?
@danewhite007 King of the Hill is over as of September or so...

Dear strip followers, I have not forsaken thee. I have, however, gotten a real job and unfortunately, some writers block. However...(cont)
I have time off this week and am working on it. The latest tweets by @johncmayer feel like a challenge. Holiday wishes, JMAaS & @SallyBlock
@johncmayer I hope you brought a flask of jack daniels
Was anyone still in zorap? this is the second time I've woken up and you guys were still in my room.
Son of a bitch, guys! @sugarplumkelly, @nick_sydney, lol
If all goes alright, i'll be without an Ipod when I go home for the holidays next week. S'ok because I'm buying a touch.
@cwm76 You make it sound like you work there.
@cwm76 Is Stop & Shop better than Shop Rite? It's been so long since I've been to an SSS.
Pulp Fiction on IFC. Learn it, live it, love it.
@cwm76 I was thinking so too...Shop Rite is all we had growing up, walmart moved in when i was 18. Hannaford 20 miles away from it.
@cwm76 We had a Great America and this place in Walden called the Thruway, much like Pathmark, except run like a human mullet.
@k8thompson they closed it down several years ago...
@cwm76 a DJ who moved from Poughkeepsie to Albany 10 years ago still rags on the Thruway and I call in to chat. BUT, they do have good beer.
@IsabelaLaurence I
@IsabelaLaurence I'm john mayer as a sim.
@IsabelaLaurence i don't know what you're thinking
@IsabelaLaurence Nope.
@IsabelaLaurence i'm johnmayerasasim, i'm not john mayer
@IsabelaLaurence sure, why not.

@Nick_Sydney WHAT DID @JOHNCMAYER TEACH YOU ABOUT THAT NO HOMO SHIT? You're going to force him to masturbate you in front of your friends.
@Nick_Sydney You should be scared. You've forced @johncmayer to cancel gigs and fly to Australia just to handle your junk.
@Nick_Sydney I'm all about challenges, lol. If I wasn't, this account would be called @TaraReidasaSim. No point, she's already cartoonish :)
Goodnight, early sleep, long day ahead!
Oh, and I can promise a new strip is coming!
@Nick_Sydney Those are my tricks of the trade :)
is there a zorap already going on?
zorap/sallyb pw = shoplifting
If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim and the purchase of new sets/expansion packs, please visit http://is.gd/5taqA Happy Holidays!
@johncmayer what kind of cologne do you wear?
@BunnyEars That's an awesome answer

Is there a zorap happening? I want to show off my new clothes
I restarted a zorap. pass is fashionclub
@richgates come on into zorap town, pw = fashionclub
Anyone awake? zorap.com/sallyb password is fashionclub
http://twitvid.com/FCD9C - @chanosky that was adorable.
http://twitpic.com/twgwq -
http://twitpic.com/two9x -
I wish the SNL christmas special was live so I could drive down to NYC and set fire to Kristin Wiig's face. I hate her and Gilly.
Anyone see that bass sax on SNL right now? Shit, I have a hard on.
I miss Phil Hartman
And it bothers me even more that Gilly wears a shirt/dress from the Gap.
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin...
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood! Why did you cut it, SNL?!?!?!?!?!
SCHWETTY BALLS!
Do whatever you want to them, ladies. My balls are here for your pleasure.
I like the second time Schwetty balls is on and they have a ridiculous amount of phone calls.
zorap hanukkah
correction, zorap/sallyb hanukkah

Fuck my life, I cannot make a strip happen tonight.
@Nick_Sydney I'll create something tomorrow. For now I'll shower and then zorap.
@mayercrafter that reminds me of college when I found out that I'd been sleeping with this guy for four months. Nobody told me.
@mayercrafter eh, it was half true, they were about 5 months off.
@VannyDel que?
They finally released a twitter app for the LG Env Touch. Too bad I'm going to bed. Gnite!
@mcsafetyscissor those were the most awesome things I've ever seen.
@caitinlv thank you, *hugs*
Dear @johncmayer, you have forever won my heart. Lurve, @sallyblock

I wish human Brian hadn't been killed #familyguy
Don't care how shitty I look or how I'm wearing the same hoodie as yesterday. Zorap/sallyb pw-hoodie
@bearheadedgirl where? how dare @tonyheld!
@caitinlv you can do that on camera. I have a fetish.
http://zorap.com/sallyb pw = hoodie Come partay with team daughters
@johncmayer we're watching cartoons over in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is hoodie
@VannyDel you're welcome
Impromptu sexchat happening over in zorap.com/sallyb
But it's over now.
@bittertwiterbro Hallo babe!
@bittertwiterbro Speaking of Zorap, do stop by http://zorap.com/sallyb password is hoodie

We're watching Loony Tunes over in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is leopard. Cause I've installed snow leopard. You don't care.
@cwm76 Next time, demand more money from your bottom bitch.
@johncmayer That girl bought that shirt at the gap. http://is.gd/5nGcm
Oh Nataliedee! The perfect woman! http://is.gd/5nJA4
@alicekoz I'd wear that shirt as is. I'm buying that shirt after I get paid this week.
Why hello there, Buster Hymen...
@alicekoz no, that's done over at http://nataliedee.com. Not me.
Would you like to donate to John Mayer as a Sim in the purchase of sets and clothing, etc? Please visit http://is.gd/5nPql Happy Holidays!
@SugarPlumKelly It'd be nice to hear @johncmayer singing that song. It should be listed as 'Irish audience covers song feat. John Mayer.'
it's a Christmas/Hanukkah themed Borat suit, isn't it, @johncmayer
@kisstheground what? no?
@alicekoz He did, but I'm not @johncmayer
@alicekoz I would argue yes.
INTERVENTION IS ON.
@pixolita http://twitpic.com/tka26 - Impressive!
@alicekoz Is it a tribute to me when you write something to me @ johnmayerasasim? You never write to anyone else.
@danewhite007 It's always better than White Castle...never again, NEVER AGAIN, right @hsutha?
@alicekoz Please feel free to donate, you are not obligated. Some have donated, it's always welcome, no pressure whatsoever!
@kisstheground Same here, lol
@alicekoz I never see you write to anyone else on twitter, just me. That's awesome
@alicekoz I know but you're avoiding my question.
@alicekoz You are almost always writing something for @ johnmayerasasim. This is a tribute to me?
@johncmayer Yes but will it be the regular KY or KY Yours & Mine.
@johncmayer, if it's that good, it won't need to send any out with it.
@cwm76 As previous stated, demand more dollar bills from your bottom bitch. She should know to place them in your car afterwards.
@caitinlv @ben_mayer I think the bottom two would act as a cushion to the top ones in case of accidental sit-on-its.

@johncmayer This sounds like a challenge. I accept.
@alicekoz you mean even though you don't know me for real?
@alicekoz I'm not really john mayer
@alicekoz well keep tweeting at him and maybe he'll respond, but I say it on my profile that I'm not him.
@alicekoz are you yelling at me? please stop.
It smells like cat mouth in here.
@alicekoz It was a mug from Starbucks
@alicekoz I don't understand you at all.
@alicekoz I just don't understand what you're talking about
@alicekoz and you need to really understand that I'm not @johncmayer.
@alicekoz language barrier
@alicekoz yes but why did you ask me about animals and a home?
@alicekoz broken english.
@alicekoz yes to both
@alicekoz No offense, I thought you were from Brazil and were translating your spanish to english.
@alicekoz Wait, you're translating portuguese to english?
@alicekoz oh silly one, speak and talk mean the same thing
@alicekoz Never been
@alicekoz Nope, Australia's awesome!

Rt @JMMAgroup ***JMMA Giveaway*** Want the AOL Sessions version of JM's "Tracing"? If so, RT this & DM me your email address. #jmma
@JMMAgroup thought you still had it from last time
@caitinlv where you at?
@wenyeelo http://twitpic.com/t64b9 - Was great seeing ya!
http://twitpic.com/sd2eo - Mon amour Sophie, please return. You are missing sex chat. My heart breaks for you. Love always.
@bearheadedgirl An STD.
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Gelt/Guilt - Gelt is an awful-tasting chocolate candy coin. Guilt is a Jewish mother's super power.
And goodnight.
http://twitpic.com/tak73 -
http://twitpic.com/tak78 -

TRUFAX: Stuff from your past that may help you out in current situations is irrelevant, duur. HDU! @ellebees @danewhite007
@danewhite007 I'd heard about that on MSM a while back, some discussion of it before it got the kaibosh, you don't talk about that shit, etc
@danewhite007 they speculated and the mods shut it down.
@danewhite007 You should have a distaste for MSM. It's a bunch of elitists freaks.
Does @ShenaniganJenn know how babby is formed?
@mickmgmt When does this air?
Call someone the N-word and get made a poster child all in the same year? Set the bar high, "Hispanic" mag, @perezhilton: http://is.gd/5j6Yu
@onlybymoonlight I think they forgot George Lopez was mexican.
@onlybymoonlight such a fucking douche
Awake. Not a status, but a command.
@alicekoz what?
Patton Oswalt's Christmas Shoes, courtesy of thedastardfunk http://is.gd/5jO3f
@alicekoz ha, i forgot i wrote that, lol
@onlybymoonlight look it up on youtube, meatloaf storytellers, he explains it with a chalkboard.
Hooray, new @johncmayer fanfiction to critique
Win or Wine @kisstheground? Either way, yes. And when I critique, I get upset at incorrect/lack of punctuation, unrealistic situations.
@mickmgmt when does the vh1 storytellers air?
http://twitpic.com/t512o -

@richgates we're watching beavis & butthead. come on back in!
I WILL BE YOUR DANCE COMMITTEE!
@VannyDel I love that upside down question mark
@VannyDel I don't understand what that means but yes, you may have my panties/boxers.
dear @johncmayer http://zorap.com/vannydel is where your friends are. type in jenga to get in.
@johncmayer we're jamming to 90's tunes over in http://zorap.com/vannydel type jenga to get in.
Goodbye hellooo
dear hellooo, it was my hair that scared you off. I know it was. I'm sorry. I will purchase hair gel. Love always, me.
But my dear sweet Helloo, you should return. We are serenading you with the divine, Divine.
http://twitpic.com/sd2eo - Mon amour Helloo, please return. You are missing trannies singing their hearts out. My heart breaks for your ret
@johncmayer stop stressing, come watch cartoons in http://zorap.com/vannydel the password is - jenga
I ask myself this every day @johncmayer
@johncmayer just get some fucking sleep.
I was in the room when she typed this. It sounded angry but heartfelt. RT @caitinlv: @johncmayer Helllooooo. Goodniiiight.
I think that @johncmayer writes all the Context Free Highlights From Letters Esquire Won't be Running.
Fabulous last issue of the decade, Esquire
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! - I can be realistic in my gaming http://is.gd/5iL3e
Hooray for hanukkah beginning tomorrow night!
Just downloaded a baby grand piano & a Menorah for the Sims 3. If you'd like to donate to @johnmayerasasim, please visit http://is.gd/5iOxb
@alicekoz It's not a purchase, it's a donation. If you're confused, don't do it.
@alicekoz I purchase expansion sets, items that I cannot afford for the game and them put them into the comic strips.
@alicekoz awfully generous, happy holidays to you!
@alicekoz You can call me Sally
@alicekoz I mean, it's nice that you donate.
@alicekoz I have no idea.
@alicekoz No clue, sorry.
@alicekoz I'd love to but I have to be somewhere the next day. What are you talking about?
@alicekoz No, I know about the show but I can't go. Too far away and no money for the trip.
@alicekoz Not close enough to NYC but thanks!
@alicekoz go sleep.
@bearheadedgirl http://twitpic.com/sv12f - I love this so much.
@Triceratops88 here, have a bucket of my undying love for reminding me of that. I forgot about that flash animation :(
"It's definitely not a rage stroke..." #30rock
When does Storytellers air?
@NYHarvickFan I thought it was tomorrow, even though it films tonight...
I was interested in seeing 'It's Complicated' until I saw that Nancy Meyers wrote/directed it. She can suck a dick.
Only good things Nancy Meyers did was 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'Baby Boom.'
'I think that Riterol's having a great effect on you, Frank.' #alwayssunny
@danewhite007 Oh yeah, that fucking bullshit.
My thoughts on the ONTD post. I know everyone was waiting/fucking crying until I said something, right @danewhite007? http://is.gd/5j1QL

zorap.com/sallyb maude is the word
@johncmayer what product do you use in your hair to get it to stay up so high? (please do not reply with a 'Something about Mary' joke)
Me too and I'm done with it. RT @richgates: @Pixolita I'm always the big spoon. :(
@cwm76 Little known fact - the Goldberg Goldfleshlight plays "dreidel dreidel dreidel" when you climax. It just knows.
@alicekoz what secret?
@thesims3 I refuse to build @johncmayer a castle
Does it ever snow in Australia?
@mtvnews But now who will he interrupt when he accepts the award?
http://twitpic.com/qq02b - It's a three week old repeat but whatever. Happy (Early) Hanukkah, @bobmaron . Here's that afro you ordered.
@triceratops88 is that the flash animation where France is 'Le Tiiiiiiiiired?' I'm on my cellphone right now and can'yt view...
@bobmaron http://twitpic.com/suwre - Hoooray!
http://twitpic.com/svb83 -
http://twitpic.com/svb83 - Really gotta love that snow. Two hours later, a parking spot for yours truly. The same one I left behind.
@johncmayer L'chaim!

What equivalent is there to Santa for Jews like me?
I have a crush on James Galfing.
@johncmayer just tell her you're having sex with robots. If she's cool, she's seen that Futurama episode.

http://twitpic.com/s75fp - @johncmayer gets a visit from a Barry Manilow impersonator...well, almost.
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - New strip everybody!
Jackpot everybody, new John mayer fanfic to make myself feel superior
We're not even a paragraph in and there's a spelling error. I cannot do your jobs for you!
@johncmayer @jhnnystwrt is serenading me in the Zorap chat - http://zorap.com/sallyb password is maude
Also @johncmayer, mr. @sonnydisco has made an appearance to http://zorap.com/sallyb password maude. most of us are sick too.
@johncmayer drag your zicammed ass over to zorap.com/sallyb - password maude.
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - There's a link to click full size, in the upper right hand corner above the strip.
@johncmayer we're still up, http://zorap.com/sallyb - maude. you probably sound like her right now
@johncmayer Quit playing Modern Warfare 2 and come share youtube videos in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is maude.
I hope you're sleeping @johncmayer. Nevermind the zorap. Get better! I'm sick too!
L'Chaim, my fellow halfie, @johncmayer!
Zorap - the place where Sally Block infects her favorite people.
:)RT @ExoticMoonFlwer: @JohnMayerAsASim Zorap - The Place where I Love Sally Block ") (( Waves))
Fucking sad RT @huffingtonpost: Alexa Ray Joel Suicide Attempt: Billy Joel's Daughter Overdose Reported http://bit.ly/7PxwsA
http://twitpic.com/s75fp - One of the sweeter strips I've done - a repeat of last night.
Oh no, I'm no longer on two people's lists. Time to cry.
Once again, I hate message boards.
Just because you posted more on a specific message board doesn't make you an expert on the subject of said message board. I have (cont'd)..
(cont'd). 57 posts over on MSM but I've been a member since 03. And I don't claim to know everything about @johncmayer. I fear those who do.
In fact, if you knew everything about @johncmayer it would mean he's stopped growing as a human being and that it's time to check out. Lame.
I'm not implying that, @gabrielababyyy. I'm mainly saying that n00bs on a message board shouldn't get jumped on when they ask a simple "?"
RT @SugarPlumKelly: @JohnMayerAsASim The only person who knows *everything* about John Mayer is, in fact, John Mayer.
RT @JMMAgroup: ***JMMA Giveaway*** Who wants an MP3 of @johncmayer's AOL Sessions "Clarity"? RT this & DM me ur email! #jmma
Snow makes my hair greasy.
zorap anyone? derrrrrrrrrrrrp?
http://zorap.com/sallyb password derp
@MCSafetyScissor awesome, am nuking some soup. meet you soon
@k8thompson much love and luck to you with these finals!
@johncmayer we're playing name that tune in http://zorap.com/sallyb password is derp.

@johncmayer you broke the ticker you loved so much.
@johncmayer we're in http://zorap.com/vannydel
Come on back into zorap and I'll apologize.
@johncmayer Also, get a neti pot.
I love the insinuation that @Johncmayer can turn lesbians straight. Thank you @tryjm for reporting it.
@johncmayer we're watching Dateline to catch a predator highlight videos over in Zorap.com/vannydel
@mayercrafter Goodnight!
@johncmayer Mucinex. And Neti Pot. And wackiness. And hot toddies.
@jim_wolf Why happy birthday to you!
@johncmayer You're more like Einstein in 'Young Einstein.'
http://twitpic.com/s5s7q - @johncmayer, everybody!
http://twitpic.com/s5s8q - @johncmayer, everybody!
I cannot cannot cannot get the sleep out of my eyes today. Wtf
Done with screencaps. Time to make a strip when I get back home. Will open a zorap now.
zorap.com/sallyb password maude
if i'm not there it's cause i'm still at the cafe, will be home shortly shorties!
@johncmayer we're starting early tonight, come on into http://zorap.com/sallyb and type 'maude' to get in.
@bearheadedgirl girl, you know we'll be up late
@johncmayer we're doing live music tonight in chat - http://zorap.com/sallyb pw= maude. we've invited @bobmaron. the usual crowd is there

Working on a strip for tomorrow.
I figure I had to do something to celebrate being a 34DD - down a number and up two cups! @bearheadedgirl
@bearheadedgirl i would not have known by looking at you
@bearheadedgirl and I can still wear a 36C without problem
@bearheadedgirl I learned today that there are several sister sizes
Education for the day, Sister sizes for bras - http://is.gd/5aIuT
@kweenie i tried it out on a whim tonight.
Oh great, @johnmayerasasim sparkles...all the fucking time now because of a trait I chose for him.
@kweenie The game? yes. Working perfectly
@kweenie oh, yes ,i never want to take it off
@mcsafetyscissor Pick out a name for your daughter!
@johncmayer Now we just have to figure out what it takes to get you into a zorap with your brother's 4's.
@johncmayer Let's explain what Zorap chat is? It's just like tinychat.com expect better and more protection. Picture your favorite condom.
Lemme do it
zorap/sallyb still need to be a predator to get in
@johncmayer http://www.zorap.com/sallyb type in predator to get in. You've spoken with some of us in the tinychat before.
@johncmayer - http://www.zorap.com/sallyb @meeshell78 is in this chat with us!
I don't think @johncmayer can handle this room - http://www.zorap.com/sallyb
@cwm76 If you're not daring yourself to take a dump in a sink, visit http://zorap.com/sallyb pword- predator. You've chatted with us before!
@johncmayer there's something breathtaking about this recording. very touching, lovable because you can hear the vulnerability. Thank you!
@johncmayer Thanks for everything this year!
@johncmayer you lost the bet. great version of the song but you lost the bet.
Finally abandoning the room! Love to you all! *thud*
Ladies and gentlemen, The Breakfast Club is on and I don't work til I don't know when. Be a kid today.
@k8thompson Thank you. My brain just asploded over comprehending that.
@richgates it's on one of the Encore channels
Dear Craigslist landlords: How dare you discriminate against me for having pets. That's racist. That's petsist. I'm writing management.
@MayerBabe09 I am included in that
@MayerBabe09 well just for myself. i hate my 9.5 million grandkids.
Hay you!http://zorap.com/sallyb - i sound like maude so use that to get in.
Nevermind, we're all in vannydel's zorap.
'But I don't say anything because it's Prince.'

@cwm76 have you fucked a lot of 2s?
@cwm76 specifically, in the words of george carlin, have you ever been with 5 2's in one night?
@cwm76 There are a bunch of 10's in http://zorap/k8_thompson tonight. Type oasis to get in
turletries
Fact: Extra Lite tampons were invented for nosebleeds.
I think @bobmaron got lost at sea.
http://twitpic.com/rus1b -
to all who were concerned - i was at a light. they were moving. not me. not yet.
Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. No car accident. Thanks for the concern. What gave ya that thought?
http://twitpic.com/rwje9 -
http://twitpic.com/rwje9 - @Johncmayer, what's a 'heartbreak warfa?' It sounds like something your dog gets when it eats fleas.
http://twitpic.com/rwlib -
http://twitpic.com/rwlib - For @richgates and @cwm76 and all the white people.
http://twitpic.com/rus1b - See? 0mph. Also, what I was photographing was the 50th annual Mayercraft Carrier.
@cwm76 you have to call a doctor.

Hey @johncmayer - according to this http://is.gd/58xzD, you were supposed to be on CBC radio's Q today. What happened?
zorap/sallyb be a predator and get in for free
Okay fine, nobody come talk to me. Fuck y'all
@ExoticMoonFlwer totes understandable! go to bed
Goodnight everyone!
Dear Scarlett Johanssen and Pete Yorn: Stop trying to sound like She & Him. Love JMAaS
@MVFPimpette77 I heard a clip on VH1 just now and was like 'Is that the new She & Him song alread-OH...no.'
Twitter is allowing us to turn our text RED for today, just use the hashtag #RED in your World Aids Day tweets!