What have I done with all my Grammys? Melted them down into one giant Grammy Award. It's been 40 years of awards and it's a giant Grammy.
Police Raid at @CharlieSheen's house. Rumors of a 5150 psych hold. Hope they force-feed him a burger. http://is.gd/TRXcO5 @tmzharveylevin
Just made myself my evening cocktail - Baileys and Ensure. Life is awesome. I hope you are all well. Time to read some porn.
RT @Jason_Pollock: Dear Twitterverse, I know Sheen's casa was just raided & everyone is tweeting about it but remember THERE ARE MUCH MO ...
@charliesheen Did you find out your home was being raided just like the rest of us via twitter?
Only if you're up to it tonight. @Vanny_Del and don't forget to please please bring some extra shplrorlpl lube and flaaaaarp brand condoms.
Problem #1 They don't bounce. Problem #2 They're not in my mouth. RT @Vanny_Del: Photo: #TITS http://tumblr.com/xta1qhva30
#3, they're not real. Major design flaw. I demand a refund. REAL BOOBS ONLY PLS IRT @Vanny_Del: Photo: #TITS http://tumblr.com/xta1qhva30
LOOK OUT EVERYBODY, I JUST CAME RT @Vanny_Del: @JohnMayerAsASim Fmerbokken damooschlarb demba melfin mazshnee reema blarb.
I say something about hamburgers & @charliesheen in this tweet http://is.gd/dhscCr then suddenly TMZ updates with the same thing? SOULMATES!
Dear @charliesheen I've given up many children but will adopt you. I have tigers & think you'd dig Leopard Plasma #planbetter #followme #wtf
I have new neighbors who moved in across the street. They are super loud. I'm hiring people to take them down. Interested?
"I like this one, son. She can at least read," http://is.gd/t56OIi True Love finds you
RT @thomaslennon: Sleep tight. And if I'm the one who finds your dead body -- I swear I WON'T teabag you. (Wink wink.)
Okay, seriously, I mean it. Goodnight.
It's lonely in this big bed. Come lay down with me.
RT @Dave_Chappelle: #pray for the victims of today's earthquake in Japan, hopefully the coming tsunami will not be as bad as they are pr ...
RT @bearheadedgirl: @JohnMayerAsASim And lie here with you? Should I say a word?
RT @JstCallMeFrank: who UNFollows on #FF? Really? That's a special kind of mean.
RT @msnbc: Japan declares 'nuclear emergency' after problems with cooling system at power plant, NHK reports http://on.msnbc.com/flwLBb
RT @GeorgeMichael: Happy Friday People! (imagine Oprah like volume....)
To my beloved Japan: please be well and take care of yourselves. Will donate all I can. Missing and thinking of you.
Told my granddaughter Maddy - cupcakes are not breakfast - unless you wake up after dinner or are OLD like me & may not make til then.
@ShenaniganJenn Unleash your dragons upon me, Jennifer
How do I love them violently @charliesheen? Do I fuck Japan with my Adonis DNA or something? My old man balls can't reach that far but...ok.
Taking Maddy to her after school job. Time to hit on the waitress.
Police Raid at @CharlieSheen's house. Rumors of a 5150 psych hold. Hope they force-feed him a burger. http://is.gd/TRXcO5 @tmzharveylevin
Just made myself my evening cocktail - Baileys and Ensure. Life is awesome. I hope you are all well. Time to read some porn.
RT @Jason_Pollock: Dear Twitterverse, I know Sheen's casa was just raided & everyone is tweeting about it but remember THERE ARE MUCH MO ...
@charliesheen Did you find out your home was being raided just like the rest of us via twitter?
Only if you're up to it tonight. @Vanny_Del and don't forget to please please bring some extra shplrorlpl lube and flaaaaarp brand condoms.
Problem #1 They don't bounce. Problem #2 They're not in my mouth. RT @Vanny_Del: Photo: #TITS http://tumblr.com/xta1qhva30
#3, they're not real. Major design flaw. I demand a refund. REAL BOOBS ONLY PLS IRT @Vanny_Del: Photo: #TITS http://tumblr.com/xta1qhva30
LOOK OUT EVERYBODY, I JUST CAME RT @Vanny_Del: @JohnMayerAsASim Fmerbokken damooschlarb demba melfin mazshnee reema blarb.
I say something about hamburgers & @charliesheen in this tweet http://is.gd/dhscCr then suddenly TMZ updates with the same thing? SOULMATES!
Dear @charliesheen I've given up many children but will adopt you. I have tigers & think you'd dig Leopard Plasma #planbetter #followme #wtf
I have new neighbors who moved in across the street. They are super loud. I'm hiring people to take them down. Interested?
"I like this one, son. She can at least read," http://is.gd/t56OIi True Love finds you
RT @thomaslennon: Sleep tight. And if I'm the one who finds your dead body -- I swear I WON'T teabag you. (Wink wink.)
Okay, seriously, I mean it. Goodnight.
It's lonely in this big bed. Come lay down with me.
RT @Dave_Chappelle: #pray for the victims of today's earthquake in Japan, hopefully the coming tsunami will not be as bad as they are pr ...
RT @bearheadedgirl: @JohnMayerAsASim And lie here with you? Should I say a word?
RT @JstCallMeFrank: who UNFollows on #FF? Really? That's a special kind of mean.
RT @msnbc: Japan declares 'nuclear emergency' after problems with cooling system at power plant, NHK reports http://on.msnbc.com/flwLBb
RT @GeorgeMichael: Happy Friday People! (imagine Oprah like volume....)
To my beloved Japan: please be well and take care of yourselves. Will donate all I can. Missing and thinking of you.
Told my granddaughter Maddy - cupcakes are not breakfast - unless you wake up after dinner or are OLD like me & may not make til then.
@ShenaniganJenn Unleash your dragons upon me, Jennifer
How do I love them violently @charliesheen? Do I fuck Japan with my Adonis DNA or something? My old man balls can't reach that far but...ok.
Taking Maddy to her after school job. Time to hit on the waitress.
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