@Fraaa It's very hard to make @charliesheen's nose
30 followers away from 1k. Small goals but still a goal. Hope you're all well and warm this evening!
Photo: Look at this chef. Your argument is invalid. funnyordie: http://tumblr.com/xsr1q55omp
#winning RT @Papa_C_Los: CRIPES! I MISSSED MY 19,000th tweet. I was planning on sending it out to @charliesheen . Maybe he'd notice.
RT @Benjamin__Linus: I'm on a drug. It's called "Benjamin Linus". Possible side effects: Always having a plan. #winning #polarbearBlood
Going to bed. Someone come over and cup my balls. BallCupping Internship starts this morning at 2AM. Unpaid. Apply at my door.
RT @Dave_Chappelle: #saynoto Republicans.... unless of course you're super rich and greedy, then it makes sense to vote Republican!
RT @rupaul: My morning meditation begins with: I am not my thoughts - I am the awareness of my thoughts
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. What are you bringing me for breakfast in bed? Btw, you were wonderful last night. Thank you.
Include some coffee and yes. RT @jenntleseattle3: @JohnMayerAsASim You're welcome. Today is a good day to have chocolate cake for breakfast.
RT @MarylandMudflap: I miss the 90s. When C+C Music Factory yelled "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" You know what everybody did: We fucking danced.
@jenntleseattle3 light and sweet and 12x a day. Just ask @Vanny_Del @caitinlv and @SallyBlock
The Incredible Hulk was not a super hero. He was a drunk white dude at a bar ~ Tracy Morgan
@mensnewsonline I've yet to find a woman as flexible as I am.
30 followers away from 1k. Small goals but still a goal. Hope you're all well and warm this evening!
Photo: Look at this chef. Your argument is invalid. funnyordie: http://tumblr.com/xsr1q55omp
#winning RT @Papa_C_Los: CRIPES! I MISSSED MY 19,000th tweet. I was planning on sending it out to @charliesheen . Maybe he'd notice.
RT @Benjamin__Linus: I'm on a drug. It's called "Benjamin Linus". Possible side effects: Always having a plan. #winning #polarbearBlood
Going to bed. Someone come over and cup my balls. BallCupping Internship starts this morning at 2AM. Unpaid. Apply at my door.
RT @Dave_Chappelle: #saynoto Republicans.... unless of course you're super rich and greedy, then it makes sense to vote Republican!
RT @rupaul: My morning meditation begins with: I am not my thoughts - I am the awareness of my thoughts
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. What are you bringing me for breakfast in bed? Btw, you were wonderful last night. Thank you.
Include some coffee and yes. RT @jenntleseattle3: @JohnMayerAsASim You're welcome. Today is a good day to have chocolate cake for breakfast.
RT @MarylandMudflap: I miss the 90s. When C+C Music Factory yelled "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" You know what everybody did: We fucking danced.
@jenntleseattle3 light and sweet and 12x a day. Just ask @Vanny_Del @caitinlv and @SallyBlock
The Incredible Hulk was not a super hero. He was a drunk white dude at a bar ~ Tracy Morgan
@mensnewsonline I've yet to find a woman as flexible as I am.
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