JM, As a Sim

Marry a tree - @charliesheen
@_MichaelGabriel Not really but yes.
Do people really think this account just came out of nowhere? My old man balls and I have been here for about a year and a half now :)
@malibujanna yeap :)
@SugarPlumKelly Oh hai girl.
@FnRayOSunshine Me or Sheen?
@FnRayOSunshine I want to follow you just because of your awesome profile pic
@charliesheen - We were featured on OkMagazine.com for your 2 millionth follower! http://is.gd/wpFAMG
RT @bearheadedgirl: Don't listen to the haters @BobMaron. Some people are just assholes.
@SugarPlumKelly @bearheadedgirl Look at my honies.
@Chanosky @charliesheen I miss you Chanosky. Please page me at your nearest airport kiosk.
@DrewFromTV when can we get the Drew Carey show on Netflix Instant? huge fan :)
@charliesheen now if I could just be the first Sim you follow. The RT was enough. Time to drag my old man balls to bed. Earn it kids!
RT @blakesennett: INTERVENTION is starting to get pretty predictable
I mean @charliesheen invented the Sims as he's a higher being. It'd only make sense. Jesus Christ. I need to get laid and some sleep. #troll
RT @nattamac: @JohnMayerAsASim I see the old ball bag is getting some press coverage these days. Time to break out the hair dye for thos ...
I'm not gonna bullshit you @nattamac. If you're lucky enough to visit the area, I'm not going to cover up my natural beauty.
@JoelKHughes my life...every day.
Can't get away from @charliesheen. Watching an old episode of SNL where Christian Slater hosts.
Because you're awesome RT @diirtyconverse: omg, why do I have "I Just Had Sex" on repeat? #jammin
@Vanny_Del I love you chocolate bunny
Maddy and I are going to Starbucks. She needs to get me out of the house and also to practice driving for her license test.
According to @johncmayer's tumblr, he no longer has a dog named Brisket. Very sad.
RT @Vanny_Del: @JohnMayerAsASim I've got a brisket in the oven...
@charliesheen How much does a bottle of tiger blood cost?
just give us a d&mn price for it already. ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
I want to see a machete ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
Why is it your final ustream, @charliesheen?
Yeah, I think we get 'The Art of War.' Nice pants though... ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
The amount of snorting you can hear in the background is disturbing
And now another shot of the tigerblood. ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
The cigarettes aren't lit. Clearly the show isn't ready to begin yet. ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
Well, this ought to be good ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
Oh god...the Malibu Messiah...
I don't remember getting an invite to the nudie party. ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
What the fuck is this supposed to be? #charliesheen
Why does this have to be @charliesheen's last night? ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
What in the actual F3ck ( @charliesheen live at http://ustre.am/uZYP)
RT @Antiquorum: Antiquorum Offers Half Million $ Watch http://is.gd/bDw6K3
Hey @charliesheen can we get a transcript of tonight's show?
@Nick_Sydney working on it.
@FnRayOSunshine imagine a live recorded suicide note and then nothing to back it up. All talk and thankfully no action. Hope he gets help.