When your body looks like a dirtbag's binder from 7th grade metal shop? It doesn't bode well for your character...*tinafey*
Where's my wife?
I'm quite happy with how this weekend went.
are you?
Old creepy ass home movies. RT @ebertchicago: Forbidden images cut by censors in the 1920s. http://j.mp/cqEjLX
@ecctv HOW DARE YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE ONTD
Everyone listen up - SHALLOW HAL IS ON WE. WATCH IT NOW.
@_drina SHUT IT DOWN
RIP Dixie Carter. You were a sassy broad. I enjoyed drinking with you in Vegas that one time in between wives. Classy.
Taking Maddy to the mall. This is a mistake and I know it. Bye bye pension check.
@catdsilver OH yes, I thought I forgot something. It was me who roofied you and forgot to follow through...
It's just as well, @catdsilver...My left sciatic has been acting up and my John Mayer brand Old Man insurance doesn't cover chiropractic
Oh, @catdsilver you already did.
Gonna need pre-sale help wednesday night, children. I'm looking at all of you. You'll be written into the will!
Where's my wife?
I'm quite happy with how this weekend went.
are you?
Old creepy ass home movies. RT @ebertchicago: Forbidden images cut by censors in the 1920s. http://j.mp/cqEjLX
@ecctv HOW DARE YOU HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE ONTD
Everyone listen up - SHALLOW HAL IS ON WE. WATCH IT NOW.
@_drina SHUT IT DOWN
RIP Dixie Carter. You were a sassy broad. I enjoyed drinking with you in Vegas that one time in between wives. Classy.
Taking Maddy to the mall. This is a mistake and I know it. Bye bye pension check.
@catdsilver OH yes, I thought I forgot something. It was me who roofied you and forgot to follow through...
It's just as well, @catdsilver...My left sciatic has been acting up and my John Mayer brand Old Man insurance doesn't cover chiropractic
Oh, @catdsilver you already did.
Gonna need pre-sale help wednesday night, children. I'm looking at all of you. You'll be written into the will!
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