@karenrowena Hey sexy. I'll have the avocado and fish please.
Okay, things that are up the craw I don't have: people who can't spell 'situation.'
The fact that I can't remember why I'm so fucking irritated.
People who unfollow people who 'cuss' on their followers list. People who use the word 'cuss.' Also the fact that I used the word 'Cuss.'
That 'Clean House' team who try to force people to sell their one of a kind valuables for shitty IKEA mass made shit.
Nicholas Sparks - http://www.cracked.com/funny-4725-nicholas-sparks/
When you're being trained on something and they go over every effing example.
That stupid bird who sings 'toooot-toooooooooooot.' You know that fucker I'm talking about. Been following me for 70 years. I'm onto you.
The fact that Futurama isn't back on the air right now. What's the Got-derm hold up, homies?
The fact that they call it '16 and Pregnant' when YOU KNOW they should call it 'Multicultural Trash and Ruined Lives.'
@catdsilver you reap the rewards.
Why isn't @billcosby hosting a show where he runs around bitchslapping the girls from said MTV POS tv show?
my next few tweets will include a list of things that I hate
@LadyofShalott06 No, There was a precursor tweet that never went out. THANKS A LOT TWITTER, ASSHOLES.
I sometimes wonder why nobody's impregnated Miley Cyrus yet.
Brazil. Nuff said.
How come I never find the Droids I'm looking for?
@catdsilver ABORTODRAMALLAMA? C'EST SI BON.
I wish I had jedi mind powers so that I could get rid of the fucking traffic when I drive Maddy to school. @catdsilver wouldn't get mad.
Kristin Wiig and her face. WHY? Just why. She seems like she's 46 years old. How old is she really? 36. Hire a vet. Put her down.
I apologize to @mcsafetyscissor for that one because I know he likes her.
Everything I love gets discontinued. Steve Martin Penis Creme got discontinued after I bought one tube. Loved it. Should've voted GW Bush.
The fact that South Park only has 12 episodes per season...or half season. Make me fucking wait. I'm old. I don't remember shit.
The fact that I'm fucking old and my balls are wrinkly. That's my biggest pet peeve. Like elephant skin just like @Jessicasimpson said on tv
I'm done. Get out. Good night.
RT @conormichael: Boobs: They're the tits.
Okay, things that are up the craw I don't have: people who can't spell 'situation.'
The fact that I can't remember why I'm so fucking irritated.
People who unfollow people who 'cuss' on their followers list. People who use the word 'cuss.' Also the fact that I used the word 'Cuss.'
That 'Clean House' team who try to force people to sell their one of a kind valuables for shitty IKEA mass made shit.
Nicholas Sparks - http://www.cracked.com/funny-4725-nicholas-sparks/
When you're being trained on something and they go over every effing example.
That stupid bird who sings 'toooot-toooooooooooot.' You know that fucker I'm talking about. Been following me for 70 years. I'm onto you.
The fact that Futurama isn't back on the air right now. What's the Got-derm hold up, homies?
The fact that they call it '16 and Pregnant' when YOU KNOW they should call it 'Multicultural Trash and Ruined Lives.'
@catdsilver you reap the rewards.
Why isn't @billcosby hosting a show where he runs around bitchslapping the girls from said MTV POS tv show?
my next few tweets will include a list of things that I hate
@LadyofShalott06 No, There was a precursor tweet that never went out. THANKS A LOT TWITTER, ASSHOLES.
I sometimes wonder why nobody's impregnated Miley Cyrus yet.
Brazil. Nuff said.
How come I never find the Droids I'm looking for?
@catdsilver ABORTODRAMALLAMA? C'EST SI BON.
I wish I had jedi mind powers so that I could get rid of the fucking traffic when I drive Maddy to school. @catdsilver wouldn't get mad.
Kristin Wiig and her face. WHY? Just why. She seems like she's 46 years old. How old is she really? 36. Hire a vet. Put her down.
I apologize to @mcsafetyscissor for that one because I know he likes her.
Everything I love gets discontinued. Steve Martin Penis Creme got discontinued after I bought one tube. Loved it. Should've voted GW Bush.
The fact that South Park only has 12 episodes per season...or half season. Make me fucking wait. I'm old. I don't remember shit.
The fact that I'm fucking old and my balls are wrinkly. That's my biggest pet peeve. Like elephant skin just like @Jessicasimpson said on tv
I'm done. Get out. Good night.
RT @conormichael: Boobs: They're the tits.
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