JM, As a Sim

@Pixolita on mah way
@thomaslennon the GAP.
What is it about this place that makes people walk like fucking rhinos? Tread lightly.
Wow look at them taking shots at Tony Held on MSM too...bunch of dicks.
RT @SugarPlumKelly: @JohnMayerAsASim Jealousy is never pretty. SMH
@beyondthepiphan bitch, you know that theatre is too condemned to be given the national chain name of AMC
@beyondthepiphan I love you
@caitinlv For that I'll be there in 2 days
@beyondthepiphan sorry, don't do asians
@beyondthepiphan No, you always yell at me for getting samples from you in the foodcourt and never ordering. I feel uncomfortable.
@bearheadedgirl you don't put extra butter OR salt on kettle corn.
*thinks there are too many people doing *this* on his twitter feed* *doesn't know what to do with his elderly life anymore* shuffles around*
@caitinlv oh girl, the crank has not left my old man balls
I'll be waiting RT @beyondthepiphan: @JohnMayerAsASim Brace your sack.
Oh, these Law & Orders are ripped from the headlines.
@MCSafetyScissor what are you trying to define ficus as?