Sweetheart, why are we awake if we're not going to have relations? Don't confuse me.
@mertmij get a room...with a giant flatscreen. Yay, no Kristen Wiig!!!!
Fine!! I'm going back to sleep, where I can at least DREAM of a blowjob.
@notcatsilver girl you gon get it, tonight.
@SLSCJR14 uhm ok. I was at work all this time but if you wanna be pissy about it....
Then I guess there's a point to gussing up after all. @Chanosky: Right, @Pixolita, we expect to have our fun later : )
Ellen should have hosted. #VMA
Thank you RT @AfterElton: Are we calling Kim Kardashian a "Fashion Icon" now? Her most famous act wasn't wearing clothes. #AEVMA
Hitting mute doesn't stop me from being annoyed with you, Mr. Bieber #VMA Go through puberty and see if your fans stick around.
DROP HIM! ON HIS SOFT SPOT! #VMA
VMA cameramen know it's so bad that they pan out to the city instead of being up close. #VMA
STOMP STOMP STOMP JUMP. STOMP STOMP STOMP JUMP. I'm justin Bieber. Gonna do some lines of crack off of Kim Kardashian's ass now #VMA
There's still time. RT @AfterElton: I have trouble taking Usher seriously now that he doesn't perform shirtless. @AEVMA
I'm giving kudos to Usher for his performance tonight. He brought it and let us know he still had it #VMA
@ecctv wait, you mean there are people out there who don't understand you're just one human being?
Fear not @johncmayer followers: I assure you, I reestablish my twitter account in under a month.
In the meanwhile, I look forward to your continued patronage and mutual loyalty. I wonder why the tumblr account didn't diaf as well...
Switched to Mad Men where they're playing Rolling Stones' Satisfaction.
Don't call Peggy 'Mom.' She's gonna ask you to DIAF #madmen
Dinty Moore = Bachelor Chow #madmen #futurama
I LOVE episodes like this #madmen
Way to sweet talk, lady, it makes us older men really want to be with you when you pressure us into shit we don't want #madmen
Betty, you look like a goddamned child. Grow the fuck up #madmen
FIRE HIM AND GET YOURSELF JOAN POINTS. ELEVENTY BILLION AND ONE. #MADMEN
@SLSCJR14 I'm talking about Mad Men.
It's just a twitter account. You'll be okay without it. We'll all be okay without @johncmayer tweeting all the time.
@mamadeetz ha, no, i'm not him and i'm not as talented as him. but those 3 million followers gotta go somewhere
'let's have a toast for the douchebags, let's have a toast for the assholes.' oh kanye, you're a poet.he'
Oh a toast for the jerk-offs too...
@SLSCJR14 watching kanye west
@SLSCJR14 i don't like justin biebs
@mamadeetz So long as the tweets aren't harrassing or annoying, I'll respond. Or if I'm in a bad mood or busy, I'll respond.
Finally got that blowjob I'd been searching for. Thanks ladies. 12 hours later...
I have a lot of followers on my twitter feed losing their shit over JM deleting his twitter. Unless he constantly tweeted at you, chill out
Am I missing something? Is it a bigger deal that he left twitter and I just don't see it? Enlighten me.
Maybe I'll head over to MSM and see the wank that's most likely ensued over this.
The only thing I can say for sure is that times like this, it'd be great if TRYJM got off it's ass and out of maintenance mode. #unpopular
Got several on the nightstand by my bed. RT @Vanny_Del: *hands out boxes of kleenex*
@JM94x hahaha no. better give up on it and wait for something else better to come along :)
@mertmij get a room...with a giant flatscreen. Yay, no Kristen Wiig!!!!
Fine!! I'm going back to sleep, where I can at least DREAM of a blowjob.
@notcatsilver girl you gon get it, tonight.
@SLSCJR14 uhm ok. I was at work all this time but if you wanna be pissy about it....
Then I guess there's a point to gussing up after all. @Chanosky: Right, @Pixolita, we expect to have our fun later : )
Ellen should have hosted. #VMA
Thank you RT @AfterElton: Are we calling Kim Kardashian a "Fashion Icon" now? Her most famous act wasn't wearing clothes. #AEVMA
Hitting mute doesn't stop me from being annoyed with you, Mr. Bieber #VMA Go through puberty and see if your fans stick around.
DROP HIM! ON HIS SOFT SPOT! #VMA
VMA cameramen know it's so bad that they pan out to the city instead of being up close. #VMA
STOMP STOMP STOMP JUMP. STOMP STOMP STOMP JUMP. I'm justin Bieber. Gonna do some lines of crack off of Kim Kardashian's ass now #VMA
There's still time. RT @AfterElton: I have trouble taking Usher seriously now that he doesn't perform shirtless. @AEVMA
I'm giving kudos to Usher for his performance tonight. He brought it and let us know he still had it #VMA
@ecctv wait, you mean there are people out there who don't understand you're just one human being?
Fear not @johncmayer followers: I assure you, I reestablish my twitter account in under a month.
In the meanwhile, I look forward to your continued patronage and mutual loyalty. I wonder why the tumblr account didn't diaf as well...
Switched to Mad Men where they're playing Rolling Stones' Satisfaction.
Don't call Peggy 'Mom.' She's gonna ask you to DIAF #madmen
Dinty Moore = Bachelor Chow #madmen #futurama
I LOVE episodes like this #madmen
Way to sweet talk, lady, it makes us older men really want to be with you when you pressure us into shit we don't want #madmen
Betty, you look like a goddamned child. Grow the fuck up #madmen
FIRE HIM AND GET YOURSELF JOAN POINTS. ELEVENTY BILLION AND ONE. #MADMEN
@SLSCJR14 I'm talking about Mad Men.
It's just a twitter account. You'll be okay without it. We'll all be okay without @johncmayer tweeting all the time.
@mamadeetz ha, no, i'm not him and i'm not as talented as him. but those 3 million followers gotta go somewhere
'let's have a toast for the douchebags, let's have a toast for the assholes.' oh kanye, you're a poet.he'
Oh a toast for the jerk-offs too...
@SLSCJR14 watching kanye west
@SLSCJR14 i don't like justin biebs
@mamadeetz So long as the tweets aren't harrassing or annoying, I'll respond. Or if I'm in a bad mood or busy, I'll respond.
Finally got that blowjob I'd been searching for. Thanks ladies. 12 hours later...
I have a lot of followers on my twitter feed losing their shit over JM deleting his twitter. Unless he constantly tweeted at you, chill out
Am I missing something? Is it a bigger deal that he left twitter and I just don't see it? Enlighten me.
Maybe I'll head over to MSM and see the wank that's most likely ensued over this.
The only thing I can say for sure is that times like this, it'd be great if TRYJM got off it's ass and out of maintenance mode. #unpopular
Got several on the nightstand by my bed. RT @Vanny_Del: *hands out boxes of kleenex*
@JM94x hahaha no. better give up on it and wait for something else better to come along :)
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