http://twitpic.com/jgi4l - It's epic. It's an origin story. Original @johncmayer tweet: http://twitter.com/johncmayer/status/1602091353
http://twitpic.com/jgi4l - @johncmayer In case you were wondering, I fall more in love with myself every day.
This latest strip was like great sex. I'm spent and could use a cigarette.
And in case anyone was curious, I curse like a gangsta - http://cursebird.com/JohnMayerAsASim
@cwm76 Thanks. Nightmares for a week. Will also attempt that haircut if I'm feeling lucky. *vomits*
@cwm76 @ben_mayer Show this to your brother http://twitpic.com/jgi4l
@shenaniganjenn This Jew appreciates that appreciation.
@shenaniganjenn it took me like an hour to make this one. jaysusaurus rex. I'm going to bed.
http://twitpic.com/jgi4l - In case any of you missed it...John Mayer as a Sim has some stuff to atone for this Yom Kippur as well.
@Starbucks I had a flight from Albany to LAX in May and brought the samples you'd mailed out at the time. Perfect for it!
RT @koreantomcruise: please RT! red cross emergency appeal for flood victims in the phillipines: http://tinyurl.com/ycbkxaa
This is fascinating - RT @aplusk: Time Lapse Typhoon "Nangka" Over Hong Kong http://bit.ly/dI6Rt
That Nelson Muntz short film in "Any Given Sundance" nearly made me cry. Holy shit.
@elvisduran Since you've probably already heard it, is it lovely? I'll bet it is.
INTERVENTION MONDAY.
@idlikethat I'm very upset to not be included in that mess of RT's.
@ShenaniganJenn Oh hale naw.
God damn, Charles Grodin got old.
I could give a shit if there's a Pre-sales event for @johncmayer's upcoming tour. Honestly, does it matter where you sit? Listen with ears.
So obviously this means I have not signed the petition for @johncmayer's tour.
@alloveralbany GBV?
From now on, I'm going to watch only 58 mins of Intervention and then change it before the white on black screen tells me they've relapsed.
Does Julia Stiles still walk around with her mouth gaping open and call it acting?
@JHysler What do you tinychat about?
A+ RT @cotlife: We are bummed that we aren't playing so we are cranking "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler and screaming it. Soooo good
@JHysler it's all JM related, isn't it? what time you doing this? I'll probably be thinking up a new strip. link up!
TURTLES, TURTLES, TURTLES!!! RT @thefinebros: Adventures in Disneyland ! Check out our latest mission http://bit.ly/WSp3 #fiestamovement
@THEFINEBROS - Do you have a hard on for those teacups or something?
@VannyDel why hello. I hope you enjoy my strips and share them with fellow @johncmayer fans! :)
@VannyDel And now you can picture him as a 75 year old 3D character, stuck in a house with 2 sons and countless grandkids.
@VZWSupport any word yet on a twitter app for the LG Env Touch? I'm lazy and impatient and addicted. Thank you for your time.
Fuck yeah! http://twurl.nl/jdmxrx #stuffIcareaboutwhichyoudont
There is food somewhere. It is waiting for me.
Why do people think Jeff Dunham is funny? He's not. I don't understand. You can see his lips moving. Eff him.
I'd like to set him on a fire started with his shitty puppets #badideasIdlovetopursue
@VannyDel I'm a fan of setting him on fire.
@johncmayer You should make this your next album title, or at least your B-Sides title.
http://twitpic.com/jgi4l - @johncmayer In case you were wondering, I fall more in love with myself every day.
This latest strip was like great sex. I'm spent and could use a cigarette.
And in case anyone was curious, I curse like a gangsta - http://cursebird.com/JohnMayerAsASim
@cwm76 Thanks. Nightmares for a week. Will also attempt that haircut if I'm feeling lucky. *vomits*
@cwm76 @ben_mayer Show this to your brother http://twitpic.com/jgi4l
@shenaniganjenn This Jew appreciates that appreciation.
@shenaniganjenn it took me like an hour to make this one. jaysusaurus rex. I'm going to bed.
http://twitpic.com/jgi4l - In case any of you missed it...John Mayer as a Sim has some stuff to atone for this Yom Kippur as well.
@Starbucks I had a flight from Albany to LAX in May and brought the samples you'd mailed out at the time. Perfect for it!
RT @koreantomcruise: please RT! red cross emergency appeal for flood victims in the phillipines: http://tinyurl.com/ycbkxaa
This is fascinating - RT @aplusk: Time Lapse Typhoon "Nangka" Over Hong Kong http://bit.ly/dI6Rt
That Nelson Muntz short film in "Any Given Sundance" nearly made me cry. Holy shit.
@elvisduran Since you've probably already heard it, is it lovely? I'll bet it is.
INTERVENTION MONDAY.
@idlikethat I'm very upset to not be included in that mess of RT's.
@ShenaniganJenn Oh hale naw.
God damn, Charles Grodin got old.
I could give a shit if there's a Pre-sales event for @johncmayer's upcoming tour. Honestly, does it matter where you sit? Listen with ears.
So obviously this means I have not signed the petition for @johncmayer's tour.
@alloveralbany GBV?
From now on, I'm going to watch only 58 mins of Intervention and then change it before the white on black screen tells me they've relapsed.
Does Julia Stiles still walk around with her mouth gaping open and call it acting?
@JHysler What do you tinychat about?
A+ RT @cotlife: We are bummed that we aren't playing so we are cranking "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler and screaming it. Soooo good
@JHysler it's all JM related, isn't it? what time you doing this? I'll probably be thinking up a new strip. link up!
TURTLES, TURTLES, TURTLES!!! RT @thefinebros: Adventures in Disneyland ! Check out our latest mission http://bit.ly/WSp3 #fiestamovement
@THEFINEBROS - Do you have a hard on for those teacups or something?
@VannyDel why hello. I hope you enjoy my strips and share them with fellow @johncmayer fans! :)
@VannyDel And now you can picture him as a 75 year old 3D character, stuck in a house with 2 sons and countless grandkids.
@VZWSupport any word yet on a twitter app for the LG Env Touch? I'm lazy and impatient and addicted. Thank you for your time.
Fuck yeah! http://twurl.nl/jdmxrx #stuffIcareaboutwhichyoudont
There is food somewhere. It is waiting for me.
Why do people think Jeff Dunham is funny? He's not. I don't understand. You can see his lips moving. Eff him.
I'd like to set him on a fire started with his shitty puppets #badideasIdlovetopursue
@VannyDel I'm a fan of setting him on fire.
@johncmayer You should make this your next album title, or at least your B-Sides title.
Tweets copied by twittinesis.com
