JM, As a Sim

@SafetyScissor It shouldn't hurt, they can vouch for your straightness.
http://johnmayerasasim.tumblr.com
Photo: http://tumblr.com/xsrrk1bwz
Wondering what the fuck this is? - Here’s an explanation as to what the fuck this is. Enjoy. http://tumblr.com/xsrrk267z
@Vanny_Del I love you, chocolate bunny :)
@Vanny_Del btw, tell your friends I now have a tumblr. My balls are tingling. Is this normal?
Wondering why the floor is sticky, @Vanny_Del? I just came.
Photo: I was horrible back then… http://tumblr.com/xsrrk33sa
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT? http://tumblr.com/xsrrk36dl
@Vanny_Del AS IF they were detachable.
@Vanny_Del don't knock it til you've tried it
@solarpowerspork and now it is an online game, or will be soon or something.
@solarpowerspork I look forward to this day.
@solarpowerspork twitter name @ gmail dot com
Good night kids. My balls need some sleep.
Photo: I like going for rides in cars… http://tumblr.com/xsrroxvbb
Photo: I was young and in love. I don’t remember her name. http://tumblr.com/xsrroycge
Photo: But she loved me, like nobody else. http://tumblr.com/xsrroyfx7
Photo: I mean, look at me. I was fucking hot back then. http://tumblr.com/xsrroyjno
Photo: So whatsername and I married, and immediately had a baby or something. http://tumblr.com/xsrroyr8q