JM, As a Sim

ALWAYS! RT @AfterElton: I found Kristen Wiig charming on the media circuit for Bridesmaids this week but her #SNL characters are painful.
Brain Spasm - Kurt Loder is 66 this year. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CHILDHOOD.
Watching last night's SNL. I will always love Jason Sudeikis doing the running man. Always.
RT @GeorgeMichael: Remember folks, never apologis for sex...unless you are bad at it!!!!!
@hwinkler4real If you're ever up in Albany NY, you need to try Crisans. They have the best pastries ever.
Every now and then you hear a song you haven't completely listened to in half a decade and you remember how amazing it was. What's yours?
@FnRayOSunshine Read that as hot sauce and suicide. Did you marry my older son, Walls?
@Nick_Sydney Who hurt you, Lionel? Who hurt you, who hurt you, who hurt you, who hurt you, who hurt you?
@caitinlv oh my caramel cream colored bunny.
@caitinlv I'm the only one who cares about your sinuses
@Nick_Sydney it got the axe
Trying to help Maddy study for her SATs. Not a fan of this fuckery going on with my stomach. Farting is not an answer on her exam. Or is it?
@Nick_Sydney I never had the chance to catch it. Too busy smacking Walls around, messing around with whores.