JM, As a Sim

@steinein HA, and it hasn't even started doing shit there...
@steinein where are you located again?
OOOH, THEY'RE PLAYING 'ROAD TO NOWHERE' HERE! PAGING @KEVINMARSHALL
@steinein i already knew that. but are you close to albany or more poughkeepsie?
I cannot find my sims registration code...fuck
WOW, I was one number off of the first 4 alpha numeric code for the Sims 3 installer. Thanks to @t_rim for the suggestion.
Because I'll have y'all know, I HATED the last time i spoke with online support. Kind of went like this: http://twurl.nl/pyqkc1
SO help me, if I have to go back and fix Maddy's face so that she doesn't become fat with Chola eyebrows...
Should've gotten the wind-up version, @mertmij. If you do it right, by the time she's done, so are you.

This is why Walls cant find a date at 40 . RT: @Vanny_Del: Photo: OMGDFLSUPODHSDFDSFJDSFDSF FUCKING SIMS MAN…. http://tumblr.com/xta13y8ly9
Am picturing Keanu, circa your user image singing it RT: @bexter2001: "Young girl get out of my mind, my love for you is way outta line..."

Whack ass junk for immigrants! #SNL

I do this every day of my life...RT @adamlevine: I love playing Santa Claus. Jewish Santa Claus...
@evinhabey Don't know wtf you're talking about, spammer

Oh no, @rinygrin! I hate it when I accidentally things. Especially when I accidentally a boxes.
Meanwhile, nothing was said about it in stores. RT @cnnbrk: #Gap apologizes for "FEED USA" bags made in China. http://on.cnn.com/ht82vT
So basically, thanks for overreacting, housewives. RT @cnnbrk: #Gap apologizes for "FEED USA" bags made in China. http://on.cnn.com/ht82vT
@Vanny_Del will be there in less than 2 days

I forgot the soothing effect melatonin has when taken with Baileys and Essure.

@_DonDraper you need to put that in your prenup, bitch needs to know ahead of time just like all my exwives

Not sure what I'm doing. Not pushing any buttons. Itching myself indecently, as always.

@interfaithcakes Most of my cakes will be too cybernetically perfect to contend!
Behave yourself from now on or I'll break your neck

@caitinlv I enjoy you

I am now telling the computer EXACTLY what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.
I always hated Charlie's mom in 'Willy Wonka.' That bitch's song 'Cheer up Charlie' basically taught him not to strive to be anything more.

Happy first night of Hanukkah, bubbies. Tomorrow is the first day.
What it's like when there's a birthday in my house http://tumblr.com/xsry2tkr7

@BobMaron missed your tweeting, Bobby!